#!/usr/bin/env ruby boke = ["ハンバーーーグ!!" , "角野卓造じゃねーーよ!!" , "はい、ひょっこりはん"] print("爆笑ギャグまで\n") sleep(1) puts "3秒前" sleep(1) puts "2秒前" sleep(1) puts "1秒前" sleep(1) srand erabu = rand(3) printf("%s\n",boke[erabu])